:: HOOKED ON EH-BRAH PHONICS ::

BEFORE: Hello. I've been meaning to ask you exactly how old you actually are.
AFTER: Howzit. What year you grad?

BEFORE: Pardon me. Your actions make me seriously doubt your manhood, are you gay?
AFTER: What, Panty?

BEFORE: That is an excellent idea. I am in full concurrence with your plan. Let us do the deal.
AFTER: Shoots!

BEFORE: It's those damn tourists again. You know, they're getting to be a pain in the butt.
AFTER: 'Frickin Haoles!

BEFORE: Excuse me, you seem to be blocking my path of travel. Would you mind stepping to the side please?
AFTER: Eh!, Try move.

BEFORE: Please officer, I give you my word that I will no longer travel in excess of the speed limit. I beg you not to write that ticket, it will kill my insurance premiums.
AFTER: Eh cuz, you know my Uncle Boogie?

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