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| Name | Nickname | Major | Hometown | Year |
| TIFFANY davis * | tiff | mechanical engineering | rosemount, MN | Grad. |
| GEORGETTE moyle | jet | biology / nerdy science | portland, OR | Grad. |
| MONICA boen | pre-med | chicago, IL | Sr. | |
| MELISSA glick | mel | SESP | bethesda, MD | Sr. |
| MEGHAN kirby | kirby | biology | burnsville, MN | Sr. |
| SARAH kong * | smalls | communication studies, psychology | wilmington, DE | Sr. |
| JONI stegeman | stega | mechanical engineering | boonies, OH | Super Sr. |
| AMY Arvan | B | chemical engineering | wellington, FL | Jr. |
| TAMI Lieberman | bubbie | biology. but not premed. | marlboro, NJ | Jr. |
| ELYSSA katz | muffler | biology, psychology | skokie, IL | Soph. |
| DANA o'neal | raging bull | SESP | chapel hill, NC | Soph. |
| KATY powers-maher | simba / kim possible | enginerd | Soph. | |
| JESSICA robinson | jessie | some kind of relations | issaqua, WA | Soph. |
| KIMBERLY streff | kim | spanish, psychology | chicago, IL | Soph. |
| AFSANEH talai | furby | spanish, pre-med, professional complaining | i'm from normaaannn!!, OK | Soph. |
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| note: * denotes captain | ||||
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